So the phrase might as well just be "treat." But if I just said
> "treat," there's always the danger that someone will misunderstand and give me
> Treet (an ironic title if ever I've seen one), which despite its name may just
> be the biggest trick of all.

Considering Amelican kids consider microwaving cats and burning down houses to be socially acceptable "tricks," perhaps that's for the best.

A certain correspondent of mine, under the condition of anonymity, has asked that I publish his confirmation of the rumor that WWE rising star Brock Lesnar is, in fact, carved entirely from a comically oversized block of the aforementioned "Treet".