Oh, and this, too.
Oh, such silly pictures. From 2009 or thereabouts.
Meanery Among the Greenery
A gift for my mother. It can be explained. It merely should not be.
Lunches with wolves
It can be difficult for werewolves to adjust to some of the more mundane aspects of society, particularly those which remind them of their old ways.
Although I suppose normal werewolves were people at some point, and often revert back to that. I'm not really "up" on my lycanthropy. I actually had to look up the word "lycanthropy" to make sure I was using it properly. I'm also not sure if those things in the front are supposed to be bits of [big] grass or stalagmites or the spikes on foam mattress covers or whuh.
Inappropriate Touch of Class
This nemitz is available for parties, boat shows and dumpster dedications.
Shock and aw naw
People seemed to like this one a lot. I am no longer much fond of it.
The lower right structure's objection is something of an inside joke I have with that person. Because inside jokes always work just as well when they go outside. I could also have this joke with you, but you probably wouldn't like it. It seems like I can easily remove the hey-sayer and not need to explain it, but those things are surprisingly difficult to get quiet, much less keep that way. Please trust me, you do not know them like I do. You are free to imagine it is having a problem with anything you wish.
The most ignorant meal of the day
It is good to have principles.
Rose of the finest virtuosos
Pertinent to this person.
Pertinent to this person. He seems to lack the strength to stand.
A Streetcar Made Undesirable
The trolley is also a recognizable symbol, which can currently also be seen from the highway right outside the Holiday Inn Express. East Haven is a real classy joint on a municipal level. They have to advertise at the highway because under reasonable circumstances that is as much of the town as anybody would ever see. Eh, that and the shopping plaza whose career highlight was having a K-Mart in it at one point.
The canon is usually located near the gazebo in the distance, but in this picture it isn't. To simulate that effect, stand a few feet away from your computer screen.
I don't think the trolley actually has a bell thing to pull at the front (I can't find anything that looks like a BELL), but I can imagine a dork like nemitz (the dork that is pulling something) having one installed just for the purpose of looking stupid while using it. Nemitz nemitz nemitz.
(but you have to click on it first)
Robocoon reminds me of ice cream.
I always either do too much research or too little. All the New England fish that I like are ocean fish. A lot of grey, ugly fish in the "fresh" water around these parts. And then I find out that the two dopey imps prominent here don't actually exist. Hopefully I can keep that a secret.
This is supposed to have words in it. Somebody else was going to add them afterward, and so I left space for that. I don't know if it ever happened. So that's what this is about.
A somewhat minimalist piece made in recognition of the time Bridgeport Cat got in a fight with a toaster oven and it bit her left hand off. It was a while ago so I may have misremembered some details. This is not supposed to have words in it, and therefore is less incomplete in having none than the previous item. I'm not sure why the gift I made for her is so much cheaper than the gifts I made for other people, but she can handle it.
Don't you know, this is a PRIVATE beach.
Every one of them should be fired immediately.
This was for the Yale New Haven Hospital Hope is Coming charity beneficial race. Ideally those inept workers injured enough people to make the hospital lots of money.
Theirs is a job with much security.
Air Force Dumb
a drop in stock poses
Stop whining! You ought to have known you couldn't do that! You should be grateful that bird didn't eat you. I know I'm not.
A long way from Squaresville
Some guy called Jelethorim asked me to make this. I hope he learned his lesson.
A person known as Koshizu is reputed to be fond of aeroplanes and additionally to keep an imaginary humanoid lizard similar in appearance to this one, that is also fond of airplanes and is also named "Koshizu." For reasons no one may know, I made a picture of the creature. Obviously, the only things worse than smiling lizards are ones that look like they are proud of themselves.
Nobody saw it coming
Sometimes these things happen. *Jumbi understands that. Yet it could be so much worse.
I cannot justify making this, but I cannot deny it, either. (I also cannot find any video of Frankenstein) That's just the way it goes, sometimes.
Bouncy Castle Adventures
Cholesteronslaught or Diabetes on the Rise or not
Sometimes these things just happen. There is no sense in complaining now. All we can do is try to move on as best we know how.
And that's quite enough out of you!
Oh, and this, too.