Once I could no longer make comics, I didn't want to see anyone else's. I didn't really want to before, but I had to in order to keep from reusing someone else's idea. Yet another problem when every person shares the same cast of copyright infringing ne'erdowells. Even the main comic hadn't interested me for some time, what with time travel, alternate dimensions and the like. Author Man would literally have them captioned with stuff like "this one is funny because the regular dimension George hates birds." Yeah, maybe that was mentioned once, in such a way as to not get itself remembered. For some real "bizarro" hijinx, how about the alternate dimension doesn't have any "awkward pause" nonjokes? Also, take a drink for everytime the "cataclysm movie" is mentioned. Assuming it ever was, I must have been out sick the ONE day it was explained whatever the 'eck that's supposed to be. I once made known similar concerns in a somewhat less spiteful manner, like that he was obviously not able to come up with a half-decent plot-furthering joke every day, and that he should take some time off, for his own sake, as the whole deal was starting to resemble a fancomic, and I was informed by a megafan that I should be hit by a bus. And... I'm not saying I shouldn't be. I can report without bias occasionally.


Take the guided tour. You won't regret it.


That makes too much sense to be the answer.


I admit it. I just like hands.


I admit it. I just like burning helmets.

Dadadadadadarn. Pronounced da da duh da da dern. Someday I'll have to explain that. But I probably won't. Yes, I've actually said that as an exclamatory reflex.


I admit it. I just like admitting things.


"That machine's not broken. You just weren't kicking it hard enough."


Why are they outside? I don't know, maybe they're on a field trip or something

This is another one that really should have had bigger panels or smaller letters. You know what it is, there's an arcade game called "Power Battles" or some equally silly literal translation-sounding thing, and it has robots from pre-SNES Megaman games drawn like Megaman 7 characters, but most of them are terribly out of scale to each other, so I really had no idea how large to make the ski-robot, which was not included in the arcade game. Blah.


I like when eyes go "plink"

Also: Megaman says "runneldo." Twice.


I'm not seeking to make a catchphrase out of it or anything, but come on, *plink.*

I was planning to do a bunch of these, and end it with "that was really, really..." and then cut to a scene of a fat Megaman on a couch crying while eating ice cream out of a bucket.


I don't like koalas either.

This Doom background is somewhat better than the last, and is almost appropriate.


Borrow it from someone else, I expect.


It's underwear that's fun-to-wear.

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