Maybe you're wondering, if I'm so ashamed in general of all this, why I'm willingly putting it all on the internet again. It's very simple. At least, I assume it is. I'll have to visit a holocaust museum sometime and ask.


Sometimes anchors need to be anchored. Ha ha ha, kill me.

The shareware version of That Dungeon Game comes with a file called intro.txt... Again, no one has any idea what I'm going on about.


Moraff studied under Richard Bey.

When you aquire 20 billion dollars in the dungeon, Moraff taunts you with that message, following it up with "better trade them for rubles!" I made these things to amuse myself, yes.


The unintended symbolism of this is just frightening.

That effect's still better than anything out of a Moraff game

One of the early not-mine fancomics had "I'm Sorry" in them. That collection wasn't actually so bad, which explains why they aren't around anymore.


And watch out for turtle shells!

Before I changed it to say IEATKIDS, the license plate read 12345678.


Nothing angers them more than intruders after their cardboard.


Self excusion is a lost art.


Your grades weren't good enough.

Ugh. Someone thought it would be a REALLY GOOD IDEA if I made a sprite sheet for Roll like that. I would have recorded the suggestion so you too could bask in the creepiness, but then the forum went down again. Truth be told, I've never made a proper "sprite sheet" for anything (except for that Ken thing a few pages back, but I really didn't want to have to load up my 1998 edition of Magic Engine again in the event my initial "plan" changed), and only ever made edits as the situation immediately called for them. I certainly wasn't going to start with this, which I'd just as soon have have made with "red contra guy" or "red zelda guy" outfits instead.


"Look where you're going" won the least heeded warning award for it's third straight year last week.

Yarbo, I just got through saying how I don't make sprites in advance, and then comes this, for which I made no less than three instances of "Megaman getting impaled on purple spiky garbage can."


An infinite amount of monkeys only needed twelve minutes to come up with this.

I don't think anyone would notice if I left this one out. But it's here, so...
Some person admitted to being "kind of" annoyed at the lack of movement in the mouthal areas of these awful comics. For one thing, mouths just bother me, and another, since this isn't animated, opening and closing them isn't necessary. More, if someone's mouth is open in every frame, they either look like they're continually shouting or gasping for air. It's not as if me doing the manipulations would help distinguish who is and is not speaking, as usually both of them are. That's why the pointy things that come out of word containers were invented. It might have been a bit unfair for me to associate the person who made the comment with the character that person uses who just happens to have the same name, as the legend behind ghost-head Megaman here was the only person noticably, (not so much, but still) annoyed by my usage of their character. So I must have done something right.


The subtlety of the strike-through is noticably absent from this strip's audio track.

At some point I decided that all of Wilfred's curse words would be biblical figures on or in things. Unfortunately, I only did it three times, going from Jesus and Moses, two major players to... Goliath? See, if I had continued this I could've balanced it out with David on Double Dare and Solomon on a Stairmaster, or even Pontious Pilote at a pool party and Lot on a low fat diet.


So helpful.


I actually made that scale before my "break." Pathetic. Another sign of non-devotion, I didn't bother to retrace over the sprites that were out of scale (another kind of scale). Fortunately, no one noticed. Which meant I was completely wasting my time when I did do it before. Bah.

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